Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
please keep making pacific rim movies I don’t care how shitty they are i would gladly watch ‘pacific rim 37: newt ate all the fucking pizza rolls again’
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.
Nogitsune + text posts
i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive