holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

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princeowl:

please keep making pacific rim movies I don’t care how shitty they are i would gladly watch ‘pacific rim 37: newt ate all the fucking pizza rolls again’

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plasmatics-life:

Lamborghini Mansory Aventador by Autogespot | (Website)

makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

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gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

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capsbrokenshield:

Nogitsune + text posts

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martinfreeman:

i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive

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figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

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