when people upset the friends
australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago
because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership
because that’s the logical fucking thing to do
OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE
but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan
from the sneak peek
WHERE’S THE ONE WITH MOSES?!
OHMYGOD THE LAT ONE
The homepage of Taylor’s website in 2005.
taylorswift do you remember this?
The Four Horsemen and their calling card
- Cashier: That'll be $4.03
- Me: I only have $4...
- Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
- Me: ...........
- Cashier: ........
- Me: what are we?
*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day